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Horatio Tuna

BLAST FROM THE PAST, PT 2

In which our intrepid author shares with you some old crappy writing of his from years ago, comments on it and makes fun of himself again.

Oct 20, 2022

Oct 20, 2022

Horatio Tuna

The Definitive Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise Ranking List

It was late, I was stoned. LET’S ARGUE.

Oct 20, 2022

Oct 20, 2022

Horatio Tuna

The Greatest Friday The 13th Ranking of All Time

I was stoned as hell the other night and Friday the 13th is my favorite series, so I ranked the movies. LET’S FUCKING GO.

Oct 20, 2022

Oct 20, 2022

Horatio Tuna

Let’s Rank the Riverdales Albums Just For Fun

Anyone who knows me knows that I am an unabashed fan of all things Screeching Weasel, and that most certainly extends to the Riverdales, a…

Feb 9, 2021

Feb 9, 2021

Horatio Tuna

Charlie Rodriguez (almost) Gets a Job

Every writer has heard the romantic notion about having to cut things out (it’s like murdering your CHILDREN!). I, being the cynical…

Dec 1, 2020

Dec 1, 2020

Horatio Tuna

Things I’ve Seen, pt. 1

I lived in Cincinnati for about seven years. One of my apartments was in this really nice little neighborhood near the university. The…

Sep 17, 2020

Sep 17, 2020

Horatio Tuna

The Monkey

A poem that I wrote when I was younger.

Feb 8, 2020

Feb 8, 2020

Horatio Tuna

The story of one of my many other failed attempts of writing a movie.

In which the author explains the line from his previous story about “his many failed attempts at making a movie.”

Feb 20, 2018

Feb 20, 2018

Horatio Tuna

The story of “DRILLBIT,” the film that should have made me famous.

In which the author recalls one of his many, many failed attempts at making a movie.

Feb 20, 2018

Feb 20, 2018

Horatio Tuna

BLAST FROM THE PAST, PT 1

In which our intrepid author shares with you some old crappy writing of his from years ago, comments on it and makes fun of himself.

Feb 15, 2018

BLAST FROM THE PAST, PT 1

Feb 15, 2018

Horatio Tuna

Horatio Tuna

The world is a fiery hellscape right now and our country is probably dying. Let me spin some yarns and entertain you.

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