Horatio TunaBLAST FROM THE PAST, PT 2In which our intrepid author shares with you some old crappy writing of his from years ago, comments on it and makes fun of himself again.Oct 20, 2022Oct 20, 2022
Horatio TunaThe Definitive Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise Ranking ListIt was late, I was stoned. LET’S ARGUE.Oct 20, 2022Oct 20, 2022
Horatio TunaThe Greatest Friday The 13th Ranking of All TimeI was stoned as hell the other night and Friday the 13th is my favorite series, so I ranked the movies. LET’S FUCKING GO.Oct 20, 2022Oct 20, 2022
Horatio TunaLet’s Rank the Riverdales Albums Just For FunAnyone who knows me knows that I am an unabashed fan of all things Screeching Weasel, and that most certainly extends to the Riverdales, a…Feb 9, 2021Feb 9, 2021
Horatio TunaCharlie Rodriguez (almost) Gets a JobEvery writer has heard the romantic notion about having to cut things out (it’s like murdering your CHILDREN!). I, being the cynical…Dec 1, 2020Dec 1, 2020
Horatio TunaThings I’ve Seen, pt. 1I lived in Cincinnati for about seven years. One of my apartments was in this really nice little neighborhood near the university. The…Sep 17, 2020Sep 17, 2020
Horatio TunaThe story of one of my many other failed attempts of writing a movie.In which the author explains the line from his previous story about “his many failed attempts at making a movie.”Feb 20, 2018Feb 20, 2018
Horatio TunaThe story of “DRILLBIT,” the film that should have made me famous.In which the author recalls one of his many, many failed attempts at making a movie.Feb 20, 2018Feb 20, 2018
Horatio TunaBLAST FROM THE PAST, PT 1In which our intrepid author shares with you some old crappy writing of his from years ago, comments on it and makes fun of himself.Feb 15, 2018Feb 15, 2018