Horatio Tuna

I know all 2 of you are dying to know what ole Todd’s been up to, so here goes:

  1. Pretending to be a hockey expert on Twitter. As in, I created a persona and I bug people with terrible and incorrect hockey opinions.
  2. Saving puppies from burning bus crashes.
  3. Finishing my second book.
  4. Deeply thinking about deep thoughts.
  5. Not blogging. Sorry.
  6. Writing lists.
  7. Sleeping occasionally.

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Horatio Tuna

Horatio Tuna

The world is a fiery hellscape right now and our country is probably dying. Let me spin some yarns and entertain you.