Horatio TunaBLAST FROM THE PAST, PT 2In which our intrepid author shares with you some old crappy writing of his from years ago, comments on it and makes fun of himself again.7 min read·Oct 20, 2022----
Horatio TunaThe Definitive Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise Ranking ListIt was late, I was stoned. LET’S ARGUE.5 min read·Oct 20, 2022----
Horatio TunaThe Greatest Friday The 13th Ranking of All TimeI was stoned as hell the other night and Friday the 13th is my favorite series, so I ranked the movies. LET’S FUCKING GO.5 min read·Oct 20, 2022----
Horatio TunaLet’s Rank the Riverdales Albums Just For FunAnyone who knows me knows that I am an unabashed fan of all things Screeching Weasel, and that most certainly extends to the Riverdales, a…5 min read·Feb 9, 2021----
Horatio TunaCharlie Rodriguez (almost) Gets a JobEvery writer has heard the romantic notion about having to cut things out (it’s like murdering your CHILDREN!). I, being the cynical…5 min read·Dec 1, 2020----
Horatio TunaThings I’ve Seen, pt. 1I lived in Cincinnati for about seven years. One of my apartments was in this really nice little neighborhood near the university. The…2 min read·Sep 17, 2020----
Horatio TunaThe story of one of my many other failed attempts of writing a movie.In which the author explains the line from his previous story about “his many failed attempts at making a movie.”3 min read·Feb 20, 2018----
Horatio TunaThe story of “DRILLBIT,” the film that should have made me famous.In which the author recalls one of his many, many failed attempts at making a movie.8 min read·Feb 20, 2018----
Horatio TunaBLAST FROM THE PAST, PT 1In which our intrepid author shares with you some old crappy writing of his from years ago, comments on it and makes fun of himself.9 min read·Feb 15, 2018----
